http://thesneakytiki.com Fri, 09 Mar 2007 17:48:44 +0000 http://backend.userland.com/rss092 en I have loved my blog for so long, but I think I'm ready to return to anonimity and inner silence. Or, perhaps, I just have nothing else to say. (wink) I have let my webmistress know that she can reclaim this site at any time. But, I thought I'd post one last ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/03/09/ciao-darlings/ One of my favorite friends invited me to dinner with him and his boyfriend. He even said he would cook curry for me. I said, "Oh, a man who can cook! You're perfect. I'll bring the Oscar Wilde and white wine, if you are willing to slave over a hot ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/02/19/faults/ So, this morning, I climb into my six-month old Kia Sportage, and it's having trouble starting. I rev it like a grandma going through a store front window, but it simply doesn't want to stay running. It's fighting me. Now, I know just enough about cars to be dangerous, as they ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/02/19/of-mice-and-mechanics/ I sent a letter to my friends today to celebrate the holiday that is orchestrated by marketing peeps to make us single people feel like there must be SOMETHING wrong with us. This morning, I felt most sorry for our company receptionist. When I walked in at 8:30, she was already ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/02/14/v-day-greetings/ Overheard: ML: I'm reading "savage love."  One reader wrote in with this question: What's the biggest difference between a gay and a straight marriage? Dan's answer was: The only really significant difference, SBWTK, is the likelihood of any given husband hearing these 11 magic words: "Honey, it's been way too long ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/02/12/sex-and-the-im-conversation/ Molly Ivins was a divider in a land overrun with sappy, New Age, touchy-feely directives that we should join together, be a mass, toe the company/government line. In a world where Prez Bush wanted nothing more than our steady and unflagging support, no matter what, Molly Ivins said, "You're an idiot, ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/02/01/remembering-molly/ Of all the nutty little nuggets contained in the Bush man's "State of the Union" address, my favorite, by far, is the call to cut gas consumption in America by 20%. Once again, the Bush man has no concept of the average American household. Middle class and working class families aren't ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/01/24/the-prez-calls-for-restraint/ From an e-mail conversation I had recently with a local man. ME: I am looking for a simple thing---good conversation, good companionship, good sex. It seems that too many of my peers and friends are so intent on "getting married" and finding "the one" that they have lost the joy of ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/01/23/sex-and-assumptions/ Some friends and I saw "Pan's Labyrinth" this weekend, and, while a dark but beautiful tale, it got me thinking about love and what love is. In the movie, a young girl escapes the horrors of her life during the Spanish Revolution by fantasizing about being the forgotten princess of ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/01/22/on-love-and-hate/ Pay attention boys. You need pointers. You're always complaining that girls don't want to just "hook up," but that's not true. A girl's got needs, too. The problem is in your approach and/or your follow-through. So, here's a short guide to getting some---from a vagina about other vaginas. 1.) The "I ... http://thesneakytiki.com/2007/01/19/a-girls-guide-to-booty-call/