To: Manager
Priscilla’s on 41st
7925 E. 41st
Tulsa, OK 74145
Dear Manager:
We spoke on the phone a little less than a week ago about a vibrator purchase I made last Monday night. Specifically, we discussed whether Priscilla’s was going to do the honorable thing of reimbursing me for a defective product. You said you would make a […]
that makes abundantly clear why I don’t tell my mother I’m a Buddhist. She has a heart condition. I think it just might kill her.
Anyway, the single MOST annoying thing my mother did to me while I was home last week helping my father recover from bypass surgery: She told me that my “nice […]
I am rarely amused by e-mail forwards, but this one, I admit, I found to be so damn true. So, I’m sharing.
Bill Gates recently gave a speech at a high school about 11 things the kids did not, and will not, learn in school. He talks about how feel-good, politically-correct teachings has created a generation of kids […]
JK: You seem to have a knack for finding all the men who want a life partner or some shit. Where are all the philanderers? Are they an urban myth?
jinkies1973: Nah. I have ONE of those, too. But, they want to philander. Not YOU. You’re supposed to want only them. They want YOU to be […]
Dad said, as he was walking through the kitchen last week after his surgery, (or “hobbling,” actually), “Stick to that diet, kiddo. Mexican food is good, but it ain’t worth getting your chest cracked open for.”